The Trump Treehouse of Tall Stories, Treason & Tyranny - "It's A Trump World We're F****d And We Know It (And I Feel Stein)" - Song

After writing this back in July I finally got a chance to sit down and have a little fun. There is something to be said for such a moment in crazy, upside down, ass backwards days.

Singing leaving a bit to be desired? Check.

Frightening anyone outside my door? Check.

Aforementioned fun? Check.

Cheers all,

Lyrics here to follow along with the bouncing ball if you'd like. I'm not quite adept enough at what is surely considered dead Windows Movie Maker to include the actual bouncing ball CG with it though...a bit old (shit, bouncing ball reference would date even my dad) and behind the current, but I'm trying with what I got.

It's A Trump World We're F****d And We Know It (And I Feel Stein)

Not great it starts with a Trumpquake
Snakes breed Snakes, a new filled swamp,
Kanye West should be afraid

Lies form a hurricane, listen to his bluster churn
Trump serves his own needs, asks you of your loyal deeds
Speed them up a notch, ring, blind, bow, kiss, no
Safety net you splatter with the lies of the right,
Downright dumpster fire only help that you can hire must be true
True to sire's white combat house
Democracy is burning in a hurry but there's truthies Breathing out real news

Trumpy team believers baffled, truth, sends their world stop
Must send blame...anger...hate

Uh oh, info flow, population, cannot know
What Trump'll do to lie to self, save himself
Trump serves his own needs watches as a country bleeds
Tells you he's been God sent a chorus of the right, leans right
You hypocritic Patriotic 5 time dodge
But You're feelin' pretty white

It’s a Trump world we’re fucked and we know it
It’s a Trump world we’re dumb and we show it
It’s a Trump world he won and we blew it
And I feel Stein

5 am, Fox and Friends, a Trumpy Street day begins
Lefty burns, return, always loves himself in turn
Throw him in a big parade, bombs bursting, flags wilting
Every truth a danger now, lies must escalate
Build a fire, blame the fire, ride horse, shoot horse
Trample on a flag's trust use it as a prop must
Wrap himself in fake's lust
Call the news the bad trust
Repeated calls, chilling calls, calling of their "lies"
He offers no solutions, only state news fake productions and I decline

It’s a Trump world we’re fucked and we know it
It’s a Trump world we’re dumb and we show it
It’s a Trump world he won and we blew it
And I feel Stein ...

And I feel Stein

It’s a Trump world we’re plucked and we're naked
It’s a Trump world we somehow let him take it
It’s a Trump world we're blind and we hate it
And I'm not mine

In daylight we de-cide whether we should fight or hide
Try to turn the tide,
GIVE THE TRUTH A RIDE,
Martin King, George Carlin, real news, Protest party, bubblegum, apple pie, Grandma, Ellis Island,  Symbiotic, realistic slam dunk humans?
We're right...Right?

It’s a Trump world we’re fucked and we know it
It’s a Trump world we’re dumb and we show it
It’s a Trump world he won and we blew it
And I feel Stein .

It’s a Trump world we’re fucked and we know it
It’s a Trump world we’re dumb and we show it
It’s a Trump world he won and we blew it
And I feel Stein

It’s a Trump world we’re plucked and we're naked
It’s a Trump world we somehow let him take it
It’s a Trump world we're blind and we hate it
And I'm not mine

It’s a Trump world we’re fucked and we know it
(TRUMP SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME IN JAIL)
It’s a Trump world we’re dumb and we show it 
(TRUMP SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME IN JAIL)
It’s a Trump world he won and we blew it
(TRUMP SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME IN JAIL)
And I feel Stein ......(fading)

The Trump Treehouse of Tall Stories, Treason & Tyranny - "Lie Together" - Song

And as little ditties about pathological liars and their equally untruthful henchpeople go...

Lie Together

Here come ol' Ornge top

He come slinkin’ up lie-like

He once boo boo footfall

He fake holy roller

He got lies his base refuse to hear

he prop-a-gandize un-til he's a bug in their ear                                 

She wear no truth shine

podium barker mob moll

she got indignation at a press corp's truth call

She say, I tell you, you list-en me

You best be buy my bullshit or it aint comin' free

Lie together

After me

Hucksterbee

State News corruption

it's Fox stories or nothin'

They laud faulty numbers

fact check pause they'll mock ya

we got base who just be-lieve decree

you're just an en-emy until you see what we see

Lie together

Naturally

Trumpy D

Right!

We tell you our thing

It's a pretty unreal thing

and we muddy the waters

this swamp's got no filter

T say one plus one is bill-ions to me

it's magic math that the base just adores to believe

Lie together

enda days

Trumpy D

Oh...

Lie Together

Yeah

Cry together

Yeah

Blame together

Yeah

Truth whatever

Yeah

Strife together

Yeah!

Divide together

Yeah!!

White forever

Yeah!!!

aaaaahhhhh.... 

Trump's Ego Wall: Just Trying To Stay On Page

So let me see if I’ve got this straight.

Despite an only dreamed wall surrounded Mexican mountain of video evidence to the contrary, Trump’s latest spin will now have you believe that he never really said that Mexico would pay for his base red meat ego wall, that he never said that they would just write us a check, though his 2016 campaign website said essentially that, that any reporting of this wealth of video evidence is fake news, that current and former Mexican Presidents of course now, apparently, DIDN’T directly respond to the boast by saying “we won’t pay for your fucking wall” and he says, instead, with his always illusory almost magical Trump math (no one understands finances like Trump does – as all those bankruptcies will attest) that Mexico would somehow be paying for it through the reworked NAFTA deal (the Trump oh so originally and deftly re-named “United States Mexico Canada Agreement”- surely 'agreement' being the only difficult word find in the fresh naming - a new deal that really only makes some moderate changes to the original but was more just theater to try and support the illusion that Trump is a master negotiator) and that Mexico, paying for it in this way, would prove out the promise that he now says he never made?

That about it in a nutshell? Just trying to stay on page is all, especially considering the furious and daily onslaught/insult of lies coming from this President and his administration.

For Trump supporters who balk when his detractors call him nothing more than a simple (simple being the operative word) con man?

If you can actually buy this nonsense, this latest bold face lie/autocratic style attempt at revising the past and insisting a new State truth present, then you deserve the snake oil you’ve bought…every last, fake gold gilded made in China case of it.